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♪

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Whose idea was it to watch
a Bollywood movie?

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Al.

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And who's not here?

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Al.

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Does anyone know what's going on
in this thing?

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Yeah, didn't that guy
die half an hour ago?

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Yeah, he did,
but he was reincarnated

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as someone who looks like him.

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Hey.Where you been?

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I was talking to my sister.

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She okay?

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She is very grateful
that we were able

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to get her safe to Turkey.

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But I think
she's feeling lonely.

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Of course.I wish there was
a way for her

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to come here-- then at least
she could be with me.

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Any chance of that?

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The only way is for her
to marry an American.

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She's a rock star.
I'll marry her.

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It needs to be a man.

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I'll do it.

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You're still married.

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Fine. I'll take one
for the team.

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I need an Afghan American
who is single,

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from a good family,
with an honorable job.

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Does she even want
to get married?

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I think she would be open to it
if I found her the right person.

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She deserves the best.

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Ideally, a real doctor

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who is handsome enough to be
a Bollywood doctor.

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♪

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Come on in.

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Thanks.

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Hey, Freddy.

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Hey.

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Nice sweater.

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Thanks for noticing.
Crocheted it myself.

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It's like meditating, but at
the end you have something cozy.

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Hey. Ready to bowl?Yeah, let's do it!

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Don't forget what I taught you.

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The Petawawa Pendulum. Got it.

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Petawawa?

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I'm from Petawawa, Ontario,
comma, Canada.

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That's where I used
to sling rocks.

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That's slang for bowling.

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One time he bowled a 300.

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Also, one time a grown
man lied to you.

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It's true. There's a picture
of me in the bowling alley.

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Come on, man. There's no way.

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We should bowl sometime.
I'll show you. Sounds good.

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Get in the car.I'll drive.

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Pickup's right out front.I have an electric car.
It's better.

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For who?Hazel's granddaughter.

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Please just go,
both of you.

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It's okay, we're just gonna have
a friendly match.

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And when Freddy loses,
he'll have something cozy

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to cry into.[chuckles]

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Let's go.Hold on.

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Need to get my ball,
my shoes, my wrist brace,

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my rosin bag
and my lucky scrunchie.

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I got to tell you,
it's a bold move

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to just show up
at this guy's restaurant

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and ask him to get a husband
for your sister.

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Oh, I would
never do that.

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That would impugn the honor
of my sister.

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Okay. So...

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What exactly are we doing?

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Normally, it is
the man's family

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who starts a conversation
about a marriage.

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So I will casually tell Kasim
how lovely my sister is

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and wait for him to have
my brilliant idea.

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Wow. That is some 3D chess.

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Kasim will understand.

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He is a pillar
of this community.

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He will know many families.

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Are you gonna feel weird
if you bump into his daughter?

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Didn't you kind of...
[clicks tongue] ...like her?

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I did.

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But there is no future
for Ariana and me.

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And to help my sister,

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I am ready to walk
on a carpet of thorns.

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You want me to go in first
and see if Ariana's there?

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[snaps fingers]That is a brilliant idea.

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I am so glad you had it.

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♪

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Hi, Kasim.

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Art?

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Ha-ha! My friend!

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Ah. Did you bring Awalmir?

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I'm not sure.

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Oh.

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Yes, I did.Ah.

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Awalmir!

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Salaam, Kasim Jaan.

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Where have you been?

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I have missed you.

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I am sorry. I have been meaning
to pay my respects.

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[whispers]:
You had onejob.

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Hello, Awalmir.

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Hello, Ariana.

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It's nice to see you.

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Nice to see you, too.

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You're looking very well.

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As are you.

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You had a long drive.
You must be hungry, huh?

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Ariana, bachi,
go tell the kitchen

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to make one of everything.

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Ha! One of everything.

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He remembered my order.

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Kasim Jann, how are
your cousins in Kabul?

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Alhamdulillah,
they are safe.

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They moved to
the countryside.

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How is your family?

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Ah, my mother and brother
are okay for now, inshallah.

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And we were lucky enough
to get my sister to Turkey.Ah.

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But I do worry about her,
of course.

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Living without the family
and being so educated...

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and beautiful...

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and single.

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Have you thought about
finding her a husband here?

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Oh, I do not know.

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That would not be my place.Oh, my friend,

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if she is as wonderful
of a person as you,

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I will have no trouble
finding her a good husband.

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Son of a gun.

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What if I told you I already
know the perfect candidate?

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You do?He's my son, Masoud.

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He's a doctor,

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he doesn't touch alcohol,

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he's never smoked
a single cigarette,

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and, dare I say,

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he's inherited my smile.[chuckles]

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I would love to meet him.Ah.

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You have made me so happy.

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If it's okay, I will bring
Masoud to your house.

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Great.

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This time I'll
cook for you.

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Ah. Ariana,
how would you like to be

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Awalmir's sister-in-law?

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I was gone for two minutes.

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Hazel, put your thumb in it.

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All right?
Just one hand on the ball.

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This is how Freddy showed me.

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Okay, but you're not gonna get
as much power that way.

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It's the backswing

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that lets the weight
of the ball...

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Strike!

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There it is!

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Petawawa!

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Man, that is a beautiful char.

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Would you like
to see my grill?

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[laughs]: Oh, boy!
I feel like it's my birthday!

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If my sister likes your brother
half as much

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as Mr. Art likes your father,

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they will be the happiest couple
in the world.

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I can't imagine what
you've been going through.

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I've been thinking about
you and your family.

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Thank you.

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And I was glad to hear
your family is safe.

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Although maybe soon
it will be ourfamily.

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About that, my dad didn't really
give you the full picture.

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My brother isn't exactly
a doctordoctor.

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He's a dentist.

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So? That is
an honorable profession.

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And he's not really a dentist.

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He practiced for a year
and then he quit.

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So what does he do?

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He's a deejay.

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And that is the face
my dad makes.

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Okay, not my
best game.

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Which was 300.

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But, hey, look,
I still won.

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Oh, you're not
going home, are you?

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Haven't you
been punished enough?

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Just getting warmed up, dude.

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I'm bored.
I'm gonna go to the arcade.

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Yeah. Here's some quarters.

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Oh. Here's $20.
Don't bring me back any change.

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Wasn't planning on it.

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Hey, can I ask you
a question?

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Anything, amigo.

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What's the deal
with the man bun?

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I could tell you,
but you're not gonna like it.

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Yeah? Try me.

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Vanessa digs it.

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Why's your hair so short?

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It's a military thing.Yeah, but you're
not in it anymore.

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Why are you still
living in that box?

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It's not a box.

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It's about discipline
and self-respect.

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Didn't you drive
to a Browns game in a diaper

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so you wouldn't have to stop?

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If you miss the kickoff,
you might as well not even go.

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Tell you what,

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you win this game,
I cut off my pony.

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I win...

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you grow one.

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Oh, I'm willing to grow one

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if you're willing
to grow a pair.

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Let's bowl.

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♪

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[phone rings]Oh, Vanessa.

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Think she heard that strike
from her place?

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Hey.

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Hey, Riley. Having fun?

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Yeah. Why?

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Just curious.

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Do you, uh, happen to know
where your daughter is?

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Yeah. She's in the arcade
playing video games.

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Wrong.

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What do you mean, wrong?

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She's right here.

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She walked home?

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Yes!

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What's going on?You are in big trouble.

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♪

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Salaam, Hassina Jaan.

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How are you holding up?

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Awalmir Jaan,

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you don't have to call
every day. I'm fine.

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No, I just wanted to hear how
your Turkish is coming along.

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[speaking Turkish]

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I don't know what that means,

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but I know
you're making fun of me.[laughs]

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Hi, Hassina!

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Hi, Lizzie.
Thank you for the clothes.

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Oh, you're wearing
my jacket.

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It looks good on you.

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Thank you.

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Oh, I found some medicine
in one of the pockets.

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Throw that away.

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And tell Riley
thank you for the money he sent.

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I gave some to the family
I'm staying with,

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and I bought English workbooks
for the children

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in the refugee camp.Hassina, you are an angel.

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I'm really not.

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I just need
to be doing something

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with my time.

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I mean, how many Turkish
soap operas can I watch?

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Hmm. Well, I know
somebody you can talk to.

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[clears throat]
And maybe marry.

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Lizzie, what is he doing?

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That's why I'm here.
I wanted to watch this go down.

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Hassina, you will
love this man.

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His name is Masoud.
He is a doctor.

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He comes from
a great family.

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He will make a
wonderful husband.

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I don't need a husband.
I need a work permit.When you come

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to America, you can work
as much as you want.

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And if he turns out
to be a lemon,

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you can always get
a divorce.

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Don't say that.

254
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You can even do it online.

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Easier than ordering
a pizza.

256
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Lizzie,
have you met this doctor?

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Not yet. He's coming over
tomorrow with his family.

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Hmm.My dad's slow-cooking
a brisket

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to make a good impression.

260
00:10:02,776 --> 00:10:04,473
What is brisket?

261
00:10:04,516 --> 00:10:07,432
Meat that makes you sleepy.

262
00:10:07,476 --> 00:10:09,521
AL:
All I am asking for

263
00:10:09,565 --> 00:10:11,480
is for you to be open
to talking to him.

264
00:10:11,523 --> 00:10:12,742
If you don't like
him, it's okay,

265
00:10:12,786 --> 00:10:14,570
I will never
mention it again.

266
00:10:14,614 --> 00:10:17,442
[groans]
You're lucky I don't have much going on.

267
00:10:17,486 --> 00:10:18,705
AL:
Thank you, Hassina.

268
00:10:18,748 --> 00:10:21,272
You know I just want
you to be happy.

269
00:10:21,316 --> 00:10:23,927
And I want you to be happy.

270
00:10:23,971 --> 00:10:25,146
Hmm.

271
00:10:25,189 --> 00:10:26,669
This sounds a lot
like a conversation

272
00:10:26,713 --> 00:10:29,454
my brother and I
have never had. [laughs]

273
00:10:29,498 --> 00:10:31,587
♪

274
00:10:33,676 --> 00:10:35,199
All right, here's what happened.

275
00:10:35,243 --> 00:10:37,811
I got distracted because a kid
was choking on pizza.

276
00:10:37,854 --> 00:10:40,335
So I gave him the Heimlich
and saved his life.

277
00:10:40,378 --> 00:10:42,729
And I was in the alley
fighting racists.

278
00:10:42,772 --> 00:10:45,253
Why would you be
in the alley?

279
00:10:45,296 --> 00:10:47,124
'Cause that's where
the racists are.

280
00:10:47,168 --> 00:10:49,823
♪

281
00:10:52,042 --> 00:10:53,827
[exhales]
You ready?

282
00:10:53,870 --> 00:10:55,480
Born ready.

283
00:10:58,092 --> 00:10:59,484
Where is she?

284
00:10:59,528 --> 00:11:00,485
In her room.

285
00:11:00,529 --> 00:11:02,574
You sure she didn't leave?

286
00:11:02,618 --> 00:11:05,360
'Cause that happens
to a lot of parents.

287
00:11:05,403 --> 00:11:08,842
Listen,
I'm not gonna yell at you guys.

288
00:11:08,885 --> 00:11:10,931
Okay, see you later.I just assumed

289
00:11:10,974 --> 00:11:15,196
that both of you understood
that when you take Hazel out,

290
00:11:15,239 --> 00:11:17,677
there's an expectation
you'll bring her home.

291
00:11:17,720 --> 00:11:20,027
Sounds like we're
getting yelled at.

292
00:11:20,854 --> 00:11:23,378
I'm used to this kind
of behavior from Riley,

293
00:11:23,421 --> 00:11:25,336
but you I thought I could trust.

294
00:11:25,380 --> 00:11:29,471
You can, babe.Goes quicker if you
just let her finish.

295
00:11:30,646 --> 00:11:33,780
I feel dumber when
I'm around you two.

296
00:11:36,783 --> 00:11:39,133
Rematch tomorrow?
3:00.

297
00:11:39,176 --> 00:11:40,438
Wash that ponytail.

298
00:11:40,482 --> 00:11:41,701
I'm gonna hang it
from my rear-view mirror.

299
00:11:45,966 --> 00:11:48,664
The house looks great, Al.Thank you.

300
00:11:48,708 --> 00:11:50,492
The first visit is
the most important.

301
00:11:50,535 --> 00:11:51,798
You want to make
a good impression.

302
00:11:51,841 --> 00:11:53,582
Well, in that case,
should we be here?

303
00:11:53,625 --> 00:11:56,890
Mr. Art, you are family.
Of course you should be here.

304
00:11:56,933 --> 00:11:59,414
You can change your clothes
if you felt like it.

305
00:11:59,457 --> 00:12:03,984
[doorbell rings]Game time!

306
00:12:04,027 --> 00:12:06,421
Kasim!

307
00:12:06,464 --> 00:12:08,728
Welcome to my home.Oh, thank you.

308
00:12:08,771 --> 00:12:10,381
Uh, this is for you.

309
00:12:10,425 --> 00:12:14,646
Oh. Kabob skewers.

310
00:12:14,690 --> 00:12:16,213
I saw you admiring mine,

311
00:12:16,257 --> 00:12:17,693
so I got you a set
of your own.

312
00:12:17,737 --> 00:12:20,435
Wow. Thank you.

313
00:12:20,478 --> 00:12:23,830
I... got you something, too.

314
00:12:30,575 --> 00:12:32,577
Biography of Hyman Rickover,

315
00:12:32,621 --> 00:12:34,275
the father of the
modern submarine.

316
00:12:34,318 --> 00:12:35,276
Terrific read.

317
00:12:35,319 --> 00:12:36,886
Thank you.

318
00:12:36,930 --> 00:12:39,628
Let me introduce you
to my son, Masoud.

319
00:12:39,671 --> 00:12:42,892
Masoud, this is Art Dugan
and his daughter Lizzie

320
00:12:42,936 --> 00:12:45,242
and his friend Awalmir.Hello, Masoud Jaan.

321
00:12:45,286 --> 00:12:47,157
Oh, please, call me Mo.

322
00:12:47,201 --> 00:12:48,942
Please don't call him Mo.

323
00:12:50,334 --> 00:12:52,380
Come, sit.

324
00:12:52,423 --> 00:12:54,817
This is a sick party house.

325
00:12:54,861 --> 00:12:57,907
[mouths words]Thank you.

326
00:12:57,951 --> 00:13:01,563
You know, Masoud graduated
from the University of Michigan.

327
00:13:01,606 --> 00:13:03,086
Top of his class.

328
00:13:03,130 --> 00:13:05,045
That is very impressive.

329
00:13:05,088 --> 00:13:07,787
I agree. It's sick.

330
00:13:09,745 --> 00:13:12,792
I'm gonna check
on the brisket.

331
00:13:15,620 --> 00:13:17,361
I mean, I thought
I was pretty good,

332
00:13:17,405 --> 00:13:19,320
but you beat me
fair and square.

333
00:13:19,363 --> 00:13:22,584
When your ponytail grows in,
I'll get you a scrunchy.

334
00:13:23,498 --> 00:13:25,848
Can I buy you a drink?Yes.

335
00:13:25,892 --> 00:13:30,026
I will have an 1810 Mezcal
Reposado in a tumbler.

336
00:13:31,332 --> 00:13:33,813
Two shots of tequila.

337
00:13:33,856 --> 00:13:36,467
Gracias.

338
00:13:40,210 --> 00:13:41,429
To Hazel.

339
00:13:41,472 --> 00:13:43,561
You guys made a great kid.

340
00:13:43,605 --> 00:13:45,781
Thanks. To Hazel.

341
00:13:45,825 --> 00:13:48,305
And to Clart.
Who's Clart?

342
00:13:48,349 --> 00:13:50,307
It's the baby Vanessa and I
are gonna have someday.

343
00:13:50,351 --> 00:13:52,832
Boy or a girl,
it works either way.

344
00:14:01,492 --> 00:14:03,016
Have you two been
talking about

345
00:14:03,059 --> 00:14:04,191
having a baby?

346
00:14:04,234 --> 00:14:05,670
Oh, one step at a time, amigo.

347
00:14:05,714 --> 00:14:08,369
First I gotta ask her
to ask me to move in.

348
00:14:08,412 --> 00:14:09,936
Then you guys gotta
get a divorce.

349
00:14:09,979 --> 00:14:11,807
If you could hop on that,
that'd be great.

350
00:14:11,851 --> 00:14:13,809
And then a destination wedding.

351
00:14:13,853 --> 00:14:17,378
Fingers crossed, Toronto.

352
00:14:17,421 --> 00:14:19,641
Hey, two more.

353
00:14:19,684 --> 00:14:21,861
This is fun.

354
00:14:22,992 --> 00:14:26,778
This is delicious.
The cumin is a great touch.

355
00:14:26,822 --> 00:14:30,260
Eh, no big deal, I just
threw it together.

356
00:14:31,348 --> 00:14:34,830
So, Masoud,
do you speak Dari? A little.

357
00:14:34,874 --> 00:14:37,572
You know, like "salaam."

358
00:14:37,615 --> 00:14:38,878
That's pretty much it.

359
00:14:40,401 --> 00:14:42,707
That's why it's so awesome
Hassina speaks English.

360
00:14:42,751 --> 00:14:45,319
It is awesome, isn't it?

361
00:14:45,362 --> 00:14:46,842
So, I hear you are a dentist.

362
00:14:46,886 --> 00:14:48,975
Wasa dentist.Is still a dentist,

363
00:14:49,018 --> 00:14:52,326
according to the state of Ohio.
I have the paperwork.

364
00:14:52,369 --> 00:14:53,675
Yeah.

365
00:14:53,718 --> 00:14:54,850
I'm pretty focused
on my music career.

366
00:14:54,894 --> 00:14:55,938
Oh. What instrument
do you play?

367
00:14:55,982 --> 00:14:57,200
He plays the computer.

368
00:14:57,244 --> 00:14:59,594
All the instruments are
in the computer.

369
00:14:59,637 --> 00:15:01,813
He can do a flute,
he can do a piano.

370
00:15:01,857 --> 00:15:04,468
Yeah, I go by DJ Mo-ney.

371
00:15:04,512 --> 00:15:07,471
'Cause I'm Mo.
It's a play on words.

372
00:15:07,515 --> 00:15:09,909
Does it result in any Mo-ney?

373
00:15:11,475 --> 00:15:13,390
I mean, if the right teen
dances to one of my songs

374
00:15:13,434 --> 00:15:15,784
on TikTok, I'm made.

375
00:15:15,827 --> 00:15:17,177
He was part of
a dentistry practice.

376
00:15:17,220 --> 00:15:20,354
They will take him back anytime.
He is very good.

377
00:15:20,397 --> 00:15:22,747
Look, he did these.

378
00:15:24,358 --> 00:15:25,576
Wait, DJ Mo-ney.

379
00:15:25,620 --> 00:15:27,230
Did you play Lost Lands
last year?

380
00:15:27,274 --> 00:15:30,103
Yeah, I was the first one
up on Sunday. 9:00 a.m.

381
00:15:30,146 --> 00:15:31,104
I was still awake.

382
00:15:31,147 --> 00:15:33,149
I heard you.
You were awesome.

383
00:15:33,193 --> 00:15:34,281
See?

384
00:15:35,282 --> 00:15:39,503
So, my sister is
a very special person.

385
00:15:39,547 --> 00:15:42,332
Yes, she is very educated
and beautiful.Mm-hmm.

386
00:15:42,376 --> 00:15:45,640
And she will need a husband
who can support a family.Mm-hmm.

387
00:15:45,683 --> 00:15:48,512
Kygo made $30 million last year.

388
00:15:48,556 --> 00:15:50,601
I wonder if his father worked
70 hours a week

389
00:15:50,645 --> 00:15:51,994
to put him through
dental school.

390
00:15:52,038 --> 00:15:54,214
Baba, we said we weren't
gonna do this.

391
00:15:54,257 --> 00:15:56,172
I can't help it.
He's breaking my heart.

392
00:15:56,216 --> 00:15:58,566
Listen to your father.
You cannot do computer flutes

393
00:15:58,609 --> 00:16:00,916
for the rest of your life.Look, man,

394
00:16:00,960 --> 00:16:03,614
ever since I was a kid, I did
everything that he wanted.

395
00:16:03,658 --> 00:16:05,703
I worked at the restaurant,
I got good grades,

396
00:16:05,747 --> 00:16:08,968
and I got to this point, like,
when is it my turn?

397
00:16:09,011 --> 00:16:10,665
I'm sorry,
your turn to what?

398
00:16:10,708 --> 00:16:11,883
Be happy.

399
00:16:11,927 --> 00:16:12,928
Oh, what does
you being happy

400
00:16:12,972 --> 00:16:14,234
have to do with anything?

401
00:16:14,277 --> 00:16:15,583
Thank you, Awalmir.

402
00:16:15,626 --> 00:16:18,020
Stop it. Both of you.
Here's the deal.

403
00:16:18,064 --> 00:16:19,587
My brother is a deejay.

404
00:16:19,630 --> 00:16:22,677
He isn't gonna change his job
for you or for you.

405
00:16:24,374 --> 00:16:26,202
Thank you.

406
00:16:26,246 --> 00:16:27,682
That was tight.

407
00:16:27,725 --> 00:16:29,031
Read the room.

408
00:16:29,075 --> 00:16:31,164
They don't know what that means.

409
00:16:32,817 --> 00:16:34,906
♪ Save our queen

410
00:16:34,950 --> 00:16:37,518
♪ And heaven bless

411
00:16:37,561 --> 00:16:41,522
♪ The maple leaf forever.

412
00:16:41,565 --> 00:16:44,220
Wow, that's a long song.

413
00:16:44,264 --> 00:16:46,788
You think my car will
be safe at the bowling alley?Oh, relax.

414
00:16:46,831 --> 00:16:48,050
No one's gonna steal that thing.

415
00:16:48,094 --> 00:16:49,660
It's a golf cart
with windshield wipers.

416
00:16:49,704 --> 00:16:51,488
[doorbell rings]

417
00:16:51,532 --> 00:16:52,837
All right.

418
00:16:52,881 --> 00:16:55,188
There you go.Adios, amigo.

419
00:16:57,233 --> 00:16:59,366
This guy wants to
name your son "Clart."

420
00:17:09,158 --> 00:17:10,507
We need to talk.

421
00:17:10,551 --> 00:17:12,683
As a single woman,
you should not be in the bedroom

422
00:17:12,727 --> 00:17:13,684
of a single man.

423
00:17:13,728 --> 00:17:15,686
This is a garage.

424
00:17:16,687 --> 00:17:17,949
What will your father think?

425
00:17:17,993 --> 00:17:21,083
He won't think anything.
He's napping.

426
00:17:21,866 --> 00:17:24,826
I am sorry, Ariana Jaan,

427
00:17:24,869 --> 00:17:26,567
but I do not think
your brother is

428
00:17:26,610 --> 00:17:28,612
good enough for my sister.

429
00:17:28,656 --> 00:17:30,223
Well, guess what?

430
00:17:30,266 --> 00:17:33,661
I don't think your sister is
good enough for my brother.

431
00:17:33,704 --> 00:17:36,011
My sister is a genius.

432
00:17:36,055 --> 00:17:37,491
She taught herself how to read.

433
00:17:37,534 --> 00:17:40,668
She memorized the entire
periodic table by age five.

434
00:17:40,711 --> 00:17:42,713
My brother is a musical prodigy.

435
00:17:42,757 --> 00:17:44,324
He graduated college
in three years,

436
00:17:44,367 --> 00:17:46,326
and he's also
the sweetest person.

437
00:17:46,369 --> 00:17:48,502
He visits my grandmother
every week.

438
00:17:48,545 --> 00:17:49,677
He doesn't have a job.

439
00:17:49,720 --> 00:17:51,853
What else has he got to do?

440
00:17:51,896 --> 00:17:53,855
And he's a better cook
than my father.

441
00:17:53,898 --> 00:17:55,335
My sister's qabuli pallow

442
00:17:55,378 --> 00:17:57,380
is so good you will
eat your fingers with it.

443
00:17:57,424 --> 00:17:58,773
Well, congratulations.

444
00:17:58,816 --> 00:18:00,122
Your parents raised
one wonderful child.

445
00:18:00,166 --> 00:18:01,819
They did. She's the
best person I know.

446
00:18:01,863 --> 00:18:03,821
Well, I'd love to
meet her someday.

447
00:18:06,215 --> 00:18:08,957
Your beauty melts my heart.

448
00:18:10,263 --> 00:18:11,481
Thank you.

449
00:18:12,439 --> 00:18:15,094
Now, please get out
of my bedroom.

450
00:18:19,359 --> 00:18:20,925
[door slams]

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